Definitions by Furter

Crop circle 

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.

If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.

Crop circle by Furter October 11, 2020

gordon 

When shopping, if you pick something up and then decide that you don't want it anymore while you are still shopping, you toss it in some random location (not where you found it), and you have gordoned your item. People commonly gordon items because returning them to their original locations is just too much effort. Besides, it's someone's job to replace items so people who gordon things are actually helping the economy.

Guy: Do I really need another man purse?
Girl: Not so much.
Guy: Do you think I should gordon it?
Girl: Sure do!
Guy: Done! (as he randomly tosses item in nearest bin)

gordon by Furter January 22, 2008

linkjack 

To submit a page that links to some content of interest—rather than a link to the content itself—to an aggregator (reddit, digg, etc.), presumably to drive traffic to the intermediate site.

He submitted a direct link to the video under the title “Video of dog farting (non-linkjacked version)”

linkjack by Furter April 20, 2006

cave and shave 

The act of shaving one's head after admitting the futility of attempting a combover or similar baldness-concealing measure.

I'm sure glad Steve decided to cave and shave. That combover was getting ridiculous!

cave and shave by Furter April 20, 2006