Definitions by Furter
Crop circle
When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.
Crop circle by Furter October 11, 2020
gordon
When shopping, if you pick something up and then decide that you don't want it anymore while you are still shopping, you toss it in some random location (not where you found it), and you have gordoned your item. People commonly gordon items because returning them to their original locations is just too much effort. Besides, it's someone's job to replace items so people who gordon things are actually helping the economy.
linkjack
To submit a page that links to some content of interest—rather than a link to the content itself—to an aggregator (reddit, digg, etc.), presumably to drive traffic to the intermediate site.