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Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob 

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.
" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

Donkey slash 

A donkey slash is when a male person whacks his reproductive organ over any part of a female. While the penis is covered in his own semen.
"Wow! That guy gave mia Khalifa a tremendous Donkey Slash."
Donkey slash by Gman0371 April 15, 2017

Slush Doggin 

Slush doggin is like prairie doggin just not so solid.
Bro! After I ate that taco bell, I was slush doggin all the way home!
Slush Doggin by Atcdman October 9, 2018

splash down 

when two men's naked wet butts collide
I was in the locker room and had a splash down with a strange man.
splash down by Bdiddycav February 5, 2010