Slapwapper

When you take a road trip and nature calls, you stop take your organic bio green toilet paper and take a bush closest to you to do your business, the only problem the wind is blowing with incredible force, this causes absolute chaos down there.

I had to perform a number two on our road trip but was caught in a slapwapper.

by Seerower November 19, 2020

saplapper

A slang term for lesbian. Describes the licking of oozing sap from knot holes in a tree that happen to resemble the female sex organ- thus saplapper- one who licks "sap" from "knot holes" in "trees."

Lauren's such a saplapper, she'd eat out all day long if she could!

by thepiedpiper March 4, 2008

slaphappier

Elated to the point of slapping one's grandma. Slightly happier than slap happy, but not as happy as slaphappiest while in a state of stupor or suffering from a lack of sleep.

I couldn't be slaphappier to make your acquaintance, although I don't expect to recall it later.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015

slappper

Refers to a female who is more than quite fond of male company in a sexual sense town bike

Any girl in your area that has sex with a different man every night she goes out

by Pell May 13, 2005

slaphapper

One who likes to hit people for hardly any reason at all.

"She is such a slaphapper i mean all you halft to say is some nasty joke and she like punches you."

"I'll warn you now i'm a complete slaphapper, i like to hit .. its the way i am!"

by Allison Palmgren June 17, 2008

saptapper

An idiot or a person lacking common sense.

I saw a couple saptappers hitting each other with a tennis ball.

by Daddyo1997 June 3, 2017