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Slap-nuts 

Slap-nuts is a modern day derogatory slur that can be used against someone who is being an idiot or suffers from severe mental-retardation. Alternatively, you can also call someone this name if they are being obnoxious and you just want them to shut the fuck up. This is the perfect term for any of the above and more!
Example:
Noah: Logan can you please not wipe me the fuck out when I'm literally about to score, we're on the same team. Fucksakes.
Logan(Slap-nuts): Then stop getting in the way mate!! Seriously, it's not hard is it?!
Dale: Logan, really man, come on. Get your head in the game and stop licking windows!
Logan: *does the exact same thing and just wipes Noah out in front of an open-goal*
Noah: For fuck sake Slap-nuts!!!! What the fuck are you doing!!! I'm about to slap my nuts on your mums coochie after this game if you keep it up!!
Slap-nuts by dalespelman2 September 5, 2021
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an imcompatent person. A real Hozer. See {hozer}. A person that needs an ass whoopin'. Can also be said as slappy.
slap nuts by Big Smoke Dogg November 24, 2003
A subordinate person, usu. inferior; a working class stiff; one who must work hard and hastily.
"Yo, slap nuts, take out the garbage when you're finished washing the dishes."
slap nuts by Anonymous August 15, 2003
when u run in boxers and yr saggie nuts slap yr chode (and maybe even yr ass) and then yr stomach back and forth.
all this running is giving me slap nuts
slap nuts by Jay May 10, 2003

SLAP MY NUTS 

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS
SLAP MY NUTS by anonymous October 27, 2021

slap to the nuts 

an unexpected downer in your day.
man that physiology test was a slap to the nuts

Nutskin Slap 

Technique used with the palm of the hand where one wipes his genitals, and uses the soiled hand to strike his oppenent in the facial region (Grill). Technique works best when genitals are perspiring.
Earlier this morning, Bermke received a nutskin slap, due to his disregard for me and my gangster tendencies.
Nutskin Slap by Wack Schizzlemah January 18, 2005
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