Slanta Clause
Slanta Clause by EazyE47 November 13, 2022
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The ‘Santa Clause’
The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
The ‘Santa Clause’ by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018
Word of the Day on December 7, 2018
santa clause
Some weird ass old hobo that breaks in your house through the chimney and steal your all your food items like cookies and milk.Santa also knows exactly every action you took that year and will "reward" you accordingly.
timmy:Mom who is the weird man downstairs?
mother: please stay quite timmy and hide under the bed. Santa clause is here
santa: hohoho someone was a BAD BOY
mother: please stay quite timmy and hide under the bed. Santa clause is here
santa: hohoho someone was a BAD BOY
santa clause by It's koni May 12, 2022
Holy fucking Santa clause shit
Holy fucking Santa clause shit by Easton hockey July 22, 2009
Santa Clause Clause
eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.
Santa Clause Clause by traderjoe January 10, 2010
santa clause
A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.
santa clause by anon. April 3, 2005
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