video games

The only thing that's fun to do anymore.

Real life sucks.

by Human July 29, 2003

jupiter

Proof that were fucked.

Holy shit, that comet just damn near obliterated Jupiter!

by Human July 29, 2003

santa clause

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.

Ho Ho Ho...

by Human July 29, 2003

oxygen

A biased feminist program that expresses female superiority, baby story reruns, and that stereotypical bitch, Oprah.

"Women will rule the world"

Fuck them...

by Human July 29, 2003

Taco Bell

Most likely gave me a tapeworm.

Toxic Hell.

by Human July 29, 2003

Antartica

...is gonna kill us all from Global Warming.

Damn. That's a lotta Ice.

by Human July 29, 2003

pluto

1. A giant sno-cone floating in space.
2. That damn dog I wanna kill.

Here Pluto. Hat this cartoonish looking dog food that looks like cat shit. I swear it's not poisoned with Arsenic!

by Human July 29, 2003