Human's definitions

Trend

A religon that attention-seeking highschoolers worship as an effort to mask the fact that they are worthless nobodys that will never have a life.

Just go to any highschool...

by Human September 7, 2003

Yari

Italian songwriter, singer, pluri-instrumentalist. Nomad of the east, spends much time in the Himalayas and traveling around with a backpack and a video camera. Makes Videotrips which he shares on his website

you can have a gimpse of his world through www.yari.tv

by human January 7, 2005

Mars

Where people think there are little green men.

Moron: "Hey look! I can see CITIES!"
Scientist: "...those are mountains."

by Human July 29, 2003

Moon

That big rock in the shy that was the target of the so-called "Moon Landing"

Why is it that this location and that location look EXACTLY THE SAME!?

by Human July 29, 2003

pluto

1. A giant sno-cone floating in space.
2. That damn dog I wanna kill.

Here Pluto. Hat this cartoonish looking dog food that looks like cat shit. I swear it's not poisoned with Arsenic!

by Human July 29, 2003

jupiter

Proof that were fucked.

Holy shit, that comet just damn near obliterated Jupiter!

by Human July 29, 2003

oxygen

A biased feminist program that expresses female superiority, baby story reruns, and that stereotypical bitch, Oprah.

"Women will rule the world"

Fuck them...

by Human July 29, 2003