Slangle

A situation that is impossible to escape.

That girl is in a slangle, she's definitely going to die.

by tylerandlianne April 14, 2011

Slangle

To put your hands around someone's neck and strangle them while shaking them. If you are spangled, you are a slanglee. If you slangle someone, you are a Spangler.

Hitler was a Jew slangler.

by Moe Lester Man August 10, 2019

slangle

slightly angled dick. just enough to not look normal, but not enough to really scare a woman off

I thought she would be off-put by my slangle, but thankfully, it wasn't full on bend and she could still deep throat it

by aopshgpojharg[hasprg June 29, 2018

Stangle

To be flung from a treadmill that was left on by another person

Lisa got stangled at the gym today, but she wasn't hurt too badly

by PeeJayEss February 6, 2020

Dick Slanger

A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.

Woman: Hey Zaddy

Man: Hey lil mama ready for me

Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good

Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question

Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes

Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)

Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!

I think yall get it by now .....

by Ole' Reliable April 22, 2018

Slaggle

A collective noun used to describe a group of women who are indiscriminately affectionate towards the opposite sex. In the wild they can normally be found congregated in bus/train stations and shop windows. Their dietary requirements (Cider and Cigarettes‘) tend to have resulted in sub-par dental hygiene. Their mating “Oh but your lush” and "fancy a shag" can often be heard from as far as half a mile from the point of origin. However those lacking a y chromosome should approach with caution as the battle cry “what you looking” is usually followed by quick and decisive action by some or all members of the group.

These women are not to be confused with Chavs who despite their reputation are often a peace loving people. A slaglgle can emerge from any subculture, they are categorised by their attitude not their dress sense.

My friend was set upon by a slaggle last night, he managed to fend them off by throwing a bottle of Cider into the centre of the group and letting them fight it out while he ran like hell in the opposite direction.

by madgie December 21, 2009

slangebange

Wtf is slangebange?

H: Do you know what slangebange is?

Y: Wtf is slangebange?

by HarryLLLLLLLLL December 7, 2013