Lisa got stangled at the gym today, but she wasn't hurt too badly

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

while i was screwin my bitch, ken came in and totally stangled me. NOT cool.

The term was invented in a conversation at Clinton Dining Hall at SUNY Plattsburgh about the arbitrary nature of an object's assigned word.

Dave- Why is a fork called a fork? Why isn't it called a stangle?

Justin- Uh, because it's a fork?

Dave- But it's so arbitrary. All right, from now on I'm going to refer to any fork as a stangle.

Justin- Dude, you're weird.

eww! you got drunk and made out with that stangle?! you better go to the doctor and check for herpies after you wipe that silver lipstic with purple liner (gross) off your face!

1: "You need a stangle."
2: "You mean a strangle*?"
1: "No, stangle."
2: "What's that even mean?"
1: "It means to STFU."

example:
guy one: wanna hang today?
guy two: naw ive gotta go to the doctor. my girlfriend stangled me last night because i left the toilet seat up