Slaggle

A collective noun used to describe a group of women who are indiscriminately affectionate towards the opposite sex. In the wild they can normally be found congregated in bus/train stations and shop windows. Their dietary requirements (Cider and Cigarettes‘) tend to have resulted in sub-par dental hygiene. Their mating “Oh but your lush” and "fancy a shag" can often be heard from as far as half a mile from the point of origin. However those lacking a y chromosome should approach with caution as the battle cry “what you looking” is usually followed by quick and decisive action by some or all members of the group.

These women are not to be confused with Chavs who despite their reputation are often a peace loving people. A slaglgle can emerge from any subculture, they are categorised by their attitude not their dress sense.

My friend was set upon by a slaggle last night, he managed to fend them off by throwing a bottle of Cider into the centre of the group and letting them fight it out while he ran like hell in the opposite direction.

by madgie December 21, 2009

Slaggle

The collective noun for a group of girls who are generous with their affections

Man 1 : "Fancy going to a cheap low profile club tonight?"
Man 2 : "Yeah ok, Romeo from So Solid Crew or some equally tactless D List Celebrity will be there, there's bound to be a few Slaggles there to get our freak on with"

by Ryan A May 6, 2006

staggle

the awkward exchange that occurs when two people who are walking towards each other move the same direction (usually more than once) to get out of each other's way

It's hard to avoid staggling with other pedestrians when walking on the crowded streets of London.

by Anna Swanson May 16, 2005

Swaggleberries

Swaggleberries means whatever you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. As a noun, It is either swaggleberrie or swaggleberries. As a verb, it is eitherswaggleberrie, swaggleberrieing, or swaggleberried. And so on with the Adjectives. It is often used when as an excuse when none other can be thought of, when not wanting to tell someone something, when you don't know the answer, or just used as a way to reply to something

The swaggleberrie(noun) swaggleberried(verb) the swaggleberrie(adjective) swaggleberries(noun).
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.

Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries

Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries

Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries

Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries

by Swaggleberries August 5, 2016

Snagglefart

When you go to let out a fart and sense that it has potential to let something through the poop threshold thereby re-clenching it in and making your way to the nearest bathroom.

Hold that thought bro, snagglefart alert brb!

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

cum swaggler

someone who enjoys giving oral sex to males, and especially enjoys playing with the semen (ejaculation) before swallowing

That fuckin' cum swaggler sucked my dick raw, yo. She's a cum swagglin' bitch!

by TBG3 March 16, 2009

Snagglejob

This is a type of oral pleasure given by a female with incredibly "snaggled" teeth. More disheartening than the slamming of the door after the reception of a public intox, is the sight of a young lady cursed by crooked teeth. Known for the catching of teeth while attempting the trip to pleasure town, it is often the determining factor in a night ending badly. While some women many overcome this all too common ailment, most are left living life having to compensate elsewhere.

The Pitcher- "Oh Colin I'm really getting into this one, do you think your going to need a tissue?"

The Catcher- "After that snagglejob, I don't think so. It's ok, you tried hard!"

by TheBallUArseSlapper April 28, 2010