Slampieces

Women who do not take much effort to take home for the night

Put the smell good on fellas, we're going scunting for some slampieces tonight! (see scunting for further explanation)

by jhough1390 May 1, 2010

slaypiece

The one whom you slay. Usually used in reference to a woman. Particularly, your biddie.

Yo dude, I made that chick my slaypiece.

by J.H.B March 21, 2009

Slampiece

Noun. A derogatory term referring to a female booty call who is not girlfriend material or not worthy to take out on dates.

Adam, so have you found yourself a Tahoe slampiece yet or you still batin' twice a day?

by The New Cunning Linguist March 9, 2009

Natty to Slampiece Ratio

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010

Slampiece

A girl with the personality to hang and the sex drive to bang

Dave: "that slampiece Jamie and I banged all night"

Frat Brother "dude, wtf you like took her on a date today"

Dave: "Yeah she can definitely hang"

by cunexttuesdayyy February 25, 2010

slampiece

More suggestive, and therefore far more amusing, variation of politically correct, gender-neutered pansexual labels such as S.O. to refer to a sexual partner or boy/girlfriend. See also slamp, piece.

Sorry I haven't come in to work for the past month, i've been busy shagging my new slampiece full-time and couldn't walk straight.

by caffeinatrix November 8, 2002

SlamPiece

A SlamPiece is a smokin hot babe that you fuck on the reg.

-Bro, I was playin COD on Xbox last night and my number one "SlamPiece" came over and started bobbin me so hard that she knocked the sticks outta my hands."

-Damn did you win?"

-Naw, but it was chill, cause then she made me a sandwich."

by JBroTibbs May 26, 2011