Slampieces
Put the smell good on fellas, we're going scunting for some slampieces tonight! (see scunting for further explanation)
Slampieces by jhough1390 May 1, 2010
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Slampiece
Noun. A derogatory term referring to a female booty call who is not girlfriend material or not worthy to take out on dates.
Slampiece by The New Cunning Linguist March 9, 2009
Natty to Slampiece Ratio
The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.
For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.
Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?
Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.
Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?
Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.
Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
Natty to Slampiece Ratio by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010
Slampiece
Dave: "that slampiece Jamie and I banged all night"
Frat Brother "dude, wtf you like took her on a date today"
Dave: "Yeah she can definitely hang"
Frat Brother "dude, wtf you like took her on a date today"
Dave: "Yeah she can definitely hang"
Slampiece by cunexttuesdayyy February 25, 2010
slampiece
More suggestive, and therefore far more amusing, variation of politically correct, gender-neutered pansexual labels such as S.O. to refer to a sexual partner or boy/girlfriend. See also slamp, piece.
Sorry I haven't come in to work for the past month, i've been busy shagging my new slampiece full-time and couldn't walk straight.
slampiece by caffeinatrix November 8, 2002
SlamPiece
-Bro, I was playin COD on Xbox last night and my number one "SlamPiece" came over and started bobbin me so hard that she knocked the sticks outta my hands."
-Damn did you win?"
-Naw, but it was chill, cause then she made me a sandwich."
-Damn did you win?"
-Naw, but it was chill, cause then she made me a sandwich."