Slaets 

Verb with Dutch origins that can only be used in the present simple (3rd person).

This verb is used in the fixed expression "it doesn't make Slaets", which means as much as "it makes no sense whatsoever".

*English*
I was just wondering ... Why do pizzas come in square boxes?
-It doesn't make Slaets!
*Dutch*
Ik vroeg me net af ... Waarom worden pizza's geleverd in vierkante dozen?
-Het Slaets nergens op!

Slaets by Flying Salmonella Beaver April 19, 2018

steel slats

AKA: Border wall

AKA: Dumb, ineffective waste of time, money and valuable resources (including steel slats).

steel slats by YAWA December 21, 2018

The Slants

The Slants are an Asian synth-pop band that have been melting faces off all over the country. Since the creation of the band, The Slants have toured the country five times, received press for turning down a million dollar recording contract, and were the first and only Asian band to be a Fender Music featured artist. These cross country tours included appearances at rock clubs, anime conventions, cultural festivals, and industry gatherings. Bassist and founder Simon Young explains, “Most of the people that find our name racist aren’t even Asian! We’re saying to the world ‘We’re proud of who we are, we aren’t going to hide it.’ In fact, our biggest support has been from the Asian community itself!" Vocalist Aron explains “We have a song called Sakura, Sakura where we take hateful rhymes about Asians and we turn them into a song about unity and being proud of our heritage.” (from theslants.com) The Slants have also released a second album, "Pageantry", which came out in 2010. This album features such songs as "How the Wicked Live". Currently, the band is in a conflict with the USPTO after attempting to trademark their name.

I saw The Slants live, and my face melted off. They rock so hard. The USPTO can suck it.

The Slants by MelloWins April 3, 2011

Punched and put in the slats

If something gets punched and put in the slats it gets killed and strung up in the slatted house. When cows go to the slaughter house they get punched and put in the slats.

The punch comes from a cattle gun. Seen in the film "No country for old men".

Person A: He/She is at it again.
Person B: They should be punched and put in the slats.

Punched and put in the slats by Kublai Khan Says February 8, 2018

slatsman 

An absolute fucking cunt.

I was gonna buy this football shirt off someone on Instagram but Slatsman.

slatsman by SlatsmanTheMan September 9, 2019

Nigger Slants

The cheapest offensive play in the video game Madden, where wide recievers run slant routes across the field.They are very hard to stop, can own any defense, and can be very annoying, and cheap just like real niggers in real life.

My friend jamal is acting like a cheap, annoying nigger, usin these god damn nigger slants. what an uneducated nig!

Nigger Slants by kiddo44 August 31, 2009

King Slats 

Whilst taking part in vigorous intercourse, the instigator willingly attempts to remove the head of his partner as furious climax approaches.

Vikesh King Slatssed his mrs last night. The police are investigating...

King Slats by smooo February 23, 2011