Skyeet

To signal to others that you are either a.) Cannot tell others of your great pain in any words that currently exist, b.) You're about to cum in some hoe and bail, or c.) Are a fan of memes and almost never leave your home.

Man 1: Dude this party is sick SKYEET!

Man 2: Are you in pain? Did you find an ugly bitch? Is this the first time out of the house?

Man 1: Yeh

by Tyler is a loser November 9, 2017

skyeet

when he gives u the bbc but he also looks like a potato, (a hard one), so you run away

“he treats u well”
“ya but i’m gonna skyeet”

by reeegorl March 9, 2019

bartle skeet

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.

Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!

by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

Skeet sock

1. a sock used to catch male ejaculation.

" man, stop leaving your skeet sock's next to the computer!"

by Armuste July 31, 2009

Doug And Skeeter

some cartoon named doug funny talking about the beats. Nickeloadeon is all bad

Did you Dig? pshh, I Doug and Skeeter made Patty Mayonnaise.

by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018

skeetlecrow

(noun) A bird you skeet on for shits and giggles.

*Tend to be girls of lesser intellect and or class, much like a breezy.

Bill: Did you see that asian bitch hes hanging with?
Ted: yeah, shes a skeetlecrow if i ever seen one.

by swabyourears December 28, 2008