Skoon

A circle on the breast of which the nipple is center. the distance from the tip of the nipple to the edge of the erythema (the red part) is half of the radius of the skoon.

"Did you see the Skoons on that hoe?"

"time to hit the ole Skoon"

by carl weaver and arnold binks July 29, 2009

Skoon

to knife someone with a spoon, making it hurt more.

I had to skoon a bitch when he messed with my girl.

by Matt Pelc November 11, 2005

Skoon

N. Short for Super Koon, one who is such a koon, that their koon-like abilities seem... super...

V.1) To Underhandedly or subvertly do or take something, usually something you're not supposed to do or have.
V.2) To half ass something

Adj. (skoony, skoonish) Describing something half-assed

Adv. (skoonadly) Having done something half-assadly

N. Don't be such a skoon, give me back my waffle you stole out of the toaster.

V.1 I skooned us some sodas from the store, and the guy didn't even see me.

V.2 You didn't clean up, all you did was skoon all the junk under the couch.

Adj. My examples for this word are all skoony.

Adv. I have skoonadly finished my urban dictionary entry.

by Daskoon June 28, 2009

Skoon

A snitch ass clucking bottom-feeding piece of shit tramp

Dude, get this fucking skoon ass bitch out of here .

by Oso pimpin November 11, 2021

Ali Skoon Skoon

An exclaimation of joy that only COOL old ladies say.

"Ali Skoon Skoon," replied the elderly woman. "You be back soon now."

by Mary Sue Jackson July 26, 2004

skoon dog

A dog that is very old, or a dog that is crippled

The dog grew old over the years and lost his leg and became a skoon dog.

by El Smockito April 12, 2005

Skooned out

EXTREMELY high, specifically on really good bud or a variant. Relating to feeling as if one were" floating on Relax Ocean" on a scooner, a type of boat.

Holy shit...we've been blazin' for 9 hours?! I'm skooned outta my mind!

by BlackOni March 03, 2021