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In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.
- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.
skoof by 44t454545 November 12, 2022
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Skrof • Skronk • skoof • Skrom • Skrong • Skrollz • scrofro • skrog • scroff • skro
Means skrom, yk?
Kailyn:” yoh did u see that new avengers movie”
Michael:”no”
Kailyn”it was skrom”
Skrom by Doormat16347 August 25, 2022
"chill out skroby"
skroby by awg dawg December 17, 2008
To have sexual intercourse unromatically.
If you are having sex with your new girlfriend and your brother kicks the door open while he's buck-naked and asks you where the pickled eggs are...

You are getting your skrogg on.
Skrogg by Grizzimbo Jizzownz October 9, 2008

Skronkil 

The burning sensation in your anus after taking a diarrhea. Often very painful, but eventually goes away after a few minutes.
When the sun rises, and I use to facilities, I predict a major wave of skronkil.
Skronkil by Skanago:g January 4, 2015

skronkcore 

referes to a situation where a person (usually a 6 ft sigma beast female in STEM) devours protein shake and noodles (preferably out of a dog bowl) for 6 weeks straight.

skronkers is the term usually used for these legendary mythic beast that follow their alleged leader "the Skronkinator".
-"Dad! please come play ball with me !! we havn't seen you in weeks!!"
-"no son, i must commit to the skronkcore"
skronkcore by pineapple9 August 11, 2023
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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