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Skirmish 

Small fight or quick one.
1- "They're lucky, it was a skirmish before the principle could see them".

2- "Hush, I'm on multiplayer, a skirmish round".
Skirmish by Yara S Korayem June 23, 2008
1. -adj. a miniscule amount. -adj(2). frail appearing
2. -v. to steal such small amounts of a substance that no one notices.
3. -n. person who does the least amount of work possible to complete the task.
1. -adj. The woman wore a skimish bathing suit.

2. -v. Have you been skimishing my jar of m&m's?
3. -n. Bill refused to work the evening shift with Larry, who was a known skimish in the department.
skimish by myoclonicus jerkus July 24, 2011

Skirmish 

A gathering or social occasion, particularly a night out with friends with an unwritten agreement that the scope of the occasion’s festivities will be limited thereby leaving the participants able to function with a reasonable amount of alacrity in the morning. Mostly commonly used for midweek drinking and people’s whose lifestyle involves constant weekly partying.
John rang up to enquire if Jenny was coming out clubbing tonight.

Jenny replied "Yes, but it'll have to be a skirmish I've got to work the next day".
Skirmish by Grobelaar July 2, 2008

Cyber skirmish 

a romantic liason conducted mainly through various internet sites (such as Facebook, Skype, Beebo) which culminates in a one night or series of one night stands
Sarah thought she had a relationship with Dave after so much Facebook activity but on reflection she concluded that it has been a series of cyber skirmishes
Cyber skirmish by Rags 64 August 26, 2010

Skirmish Frogs 

A variation of the Battle Toads meme.

Also a site, http://skirmishfrogs.com , branched off from a site of a similar name created by Gaians getting mad at the non-Gaias making fun of them. About 3 people go here on a daily basis.
Person A: Screw this, I'm posting at Skirmish Frogs instead!

Person B: Have fun talking to the same 2 other people every day.
Skirmish Frogs by Dekus February 15, 2009

Baltimore Skirmish

While receiving oral sex, the person performing suddenly stuffs a large dildo(or other similarly shaped object) into the anus of the person receiving without their knowledge. If the receiver requests this action, it's then referred to as a Cincinnati Skirmish.
Sarah left Rich because he tried to perform a Baltimore Skirmish.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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