Skrette 

(skr-eh-t)
A compliment used to tell somebody that they're a very healthy and clean sperm cell.

"Wow, Ms.Skret. Thats a pretty healthy skrette you got there. Mind if I just take it?"

"No! That's my only skrette left, all the others are just skrets!"

Skrette by EL and Nep July 27, 2018

skettel 

n. A Caribbean term for a woman of loose morals.

Carolina is a real skettel dred.

skettel by redgyul September 21, 2004

Sketters 

Spaghetti.

Last night, I ate a bowl of sketters.

Sketters by mason Huse November 12, 2009

skettel 

A Jamaican hoar/prostitute/pitiful gold digger

No man nuh want skettel round dem after dem use dem inna di bedroom.

skettel by Robyn February 25, 2004

skettering 

If you've ever been out on a thursday, friday or saturday night in the wonderful town of kettering (uk) then you know that it is full of the skettiest girls around in their non-existent dresses and high heels.

Mate I'm goin' skettering to get me some guaranteed clunge

skettering by zaakie March 3, 2011

Sirettes 

Feminine for Sir(s). As when in writing a letter: Dear Sirs and Sirettes.

Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.

Sirettes by Kwelstr March 2, 2012

syrette 

it's a tool to applicate morphine. a syrette is like a toothpaste tube with a needle on the end. you push a pin down through the needle; the pin punctures the seal; and the syrette is ready to shoot.

"I used one of the syrettes, which was my first experience with junk"
cf "Junky" by William S. Burroughs

syrette by mad1ngle May 24, 2011