Skrette

(skr-eh-t)
A compliment used to tell somebody that they're a very healthy and clean sperm cell.

"Wow, Ms.Skret. Thats a pretty healthy skrette you got there. Mind if I just take it?"

"No! That's my only skrette left, all the others are just skrets!"

by EL and Nep July 27, 2018

skettel

n. A Caribbean term for a woman of loose morals.

Carolina is a real skettel dred.

by redgyul September 21, 2004

Sketters

Spaghetti.

Last night, I ate a bowl of sketters.

by mason Huse November 12, 2009

skettel

A Jamaican hoar/prostitute/pitiful gold digger

No man nuh want skettel round dem after dem use dem inna di bedroom.

by Robyn February 25, 2004

skettering

If you've ever been out on a thursday, friday or saturday night in the wonderful town of kettering (uk) then you know that it is full of the skettiest girls around in their non-existent dresses and high heels.

Mate I'm goin' skettering to get me some guaranteed clunge

by zaakie March 3, 2011

Sirettes

Feminine for Sir(s). As when in writing a letter: Dear Sirs and Sirettes.

Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.

by Kwelstr March 2, 2012

syrette

it's a tool to applicate morphine. a syrette is like a toothpaste tube with a needle on the end. you push a pin down through the needle; the pin punctures the seal; and the syrette is ready to shoot.

"I used one of the syrettes, which was my first experience with junk"
cf "Junky" by William S. Burroughs

by mad1ngle May 24, 2011