Skrette

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(skr-eh-t)
A compliment used to tell somebody that they're a very healthy and clean sperm cell.

"Wow, Ms.Skret. Thats a pretty healthy skrette you got there. Mind if I just take it?"

"No! That's my only skrette left, all the others are just skrets!"

Skrette by EL and Nep July 27, 2018

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skettel

n. A Caribbean term for a woman of loose morals.

Carolina is a real skettel dred.

skettel by redgyul September 21, 2004

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Related Words

Skrette • Serette • skettel • Sirettes • Sketters • Sketterbop • skettering • Skettery • Skreeten • skretend

Sketters

Spaghetti.

Last night, I ate a bowl of sketters.

Sketters by mason Huse November 12, 2009

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skettel

A Jamaican hoar/prostitute/pitiful gold digger

No man nuh want skettel round dem after dem use dem inna di bedroom.

skettel by Robyn February 25, 2004

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skettering

If you've ever been out on a thursday, friday or saturday night in the wonderful town of kettering (uk) then you know that it is full of the skettiest girls around in their non-existent dresses and high heels.

Mate I'm goin' skettering to get me some guaranteed clunge

skettering by zaakie March 3, 2011

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Sirettes

Feminine for Sir(s). As when in writing a letter: Dear Sirs and Sirettes.

Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.

Sirettes by Kwelstr March 2, 2012

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syrette

it's a tool to applicate morphine. a syrette is like a toothpaste tube with a needle on the end. you push a pin down through the needle; the pin punctures the seal; and the syrette is ready to shoot.

"I used one of the syrettes, which was my first experience with junk"
cf "Junky" by William S. Burroughs

syrette by mad1ngle May 24, 2011

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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