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Skquench 

A very unpleasant looking female. being a skquench includes being as fat as fucking fat albert, begs random people for food, water or rides to wherever like she escaped a warzone of a middle eastern country, looks like she just stinks & doesn’t shower for weeks.

When she puts on makeup she looks like sum out of a stephen king movie.

She wears crop tops letting the rolls of fat on her stomach pop out, allowing the next unfortunate soul who sees that shit gouge their god-given motherfucking eyes out.

She also gets dick from desperate, down bad ass guys for drugs because her pepe le pew smelling ass is too lazy to get a job, not that any sane workplace would hire such a grotesque creature.
That skquench girl passed by me in the halls so I sprayed her with my holy water perfume. I couldn’t take the smell any longer
Skquench by TranquilMan August 16, 2021
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Sequencha 

A festivle/ social gathering that unite two or more lazy food addicts with no type of life in which an atrocious film is examined and a large amount of calories are consumed.
Let's sequencha!!!
A portmanteau of "squish" and "clench", denoting the act of two soft objects pressing against each other.
"That meeting was really tense; my bumcheeks were squenched.
squench by Brett Billingsly September 11, 2012

sequench 

Verb;

1. The act of sequenching;

2. To sequence DNA using the program "Sequencher";

3. To sequenche
Ex. Maria was excited to sequench her monkey DNA.
sequench by Sladdys July 29, 2009
a sweet hug between loved ones
‘Give us a squench Peter”…..this is the line in the Disney movie “Hook” denoting a sweet hug from Mary.
Squench by Wonderful Human December 2, 2021
An ugly wench. Typically a wench that is overweight and disgusting to look at.
There were squenchs about that made me nearly vomit.
squench by Reded January 27, 2007

squencher 

Severly Anal Retentive, so tight you cannot deficate, single minded stupidity, uptight, tied up in knots, all resulting in the effected individual, group or organization becoming full of feces. Squenched, to squench, a squencher.
1.The bass guitar player is such a aquencher about being the perfect musician that he's not able fit in with the band.
2. Bill was voted most likely to have a stick up his ass by the employees that he was a major squencher to.
squencher by J. wolfy November 8, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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