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butcheek on a stick

Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butcheek on a stick!

bushcheeks 

The irrelevant western half of Massachusetts. Usually defined as a myth or towns no one has heard of.
“Oh cool your from mass? What part?”

“Yeah you wouldn’t know the town
“Haha so you live in the Bushcheeks of Ma don’t you”
bushcheeks by MHamilton July 10, 2019

Bumcheek Wobbler 

A vigorous fart that makes your buttocks shake. A bumcheek wobbler is usually not very smelly and provides great relief to the farting person.
J- Did you fart again?
P- No, that whas just a Bumcheek Wobbler.

Balls to Buttcheeks 

A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.
" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."

buttcheeks mcgee 

When a annoying girl is alive but you somewhat tolerate her because she has a big booty.
Jake: Hey you know Laura?
Soham: Yeah, she super annoying but has a fat ass.
Jake: Yeah I call her buttcheeks mcgee
buttcheeks mcgee by bballaddict March 12, 2017

blueberry buttcheeks 

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.
Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.