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A portmanteau of "squish" and "clench", denoting the act of two soft objects pressing against each other.
"That meeting was really tense; my bumcheeks were squenched.
by Brett Billingsly September 11, 2012
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An ugly wench. Typically a wench that is overweight and disgusting to look at.
There were squenchs about that made me nearly vomit.
by Reded January 22, 2007
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Squench, verb: To squat down low to the ground while farting in an attempt to hide the stench.
"William, did you just take a knee? No, I was squenching and you're lucky I did because I had a big bean burrito for lunch."
by P.U. Willy January 27, 2014
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While I'm sure the above one is true, it is also the act of massaging a cock hotdog style with your ass cheeks

see the tokyo shuffle
We were doin the shuffle but she couldnt squench hard enough
by xhollywoodx January 10, 2006
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1. Synonym for “cunt” that is acceptable for use in polite conversation

2. Olde English word used to describe having sexual intercource whilst lying nude upon a sandy beach
1.“Madame Congresswoman, you clearly have some misconceptions about what services we offer, and it appears that this has led to you getting your squench in a knot.” -MZ, CEO

2. Oy, that Yank Congresswoman’s face looks like she just finished squenching.
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