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Skreet Justice 

When someone gets what’s coming to them in a not necessarily legal way.
Dude 1: Man, that chick Courtney really beat the shit out of that dumb bitch Leisa…

Dude 2: Yep. Leisa deserved it for running her mouth about Courtney and other people she calls her friends. Skreet Justice has been served.
Related Words
Skqree • skreet • Skree • Skreep • SKREEPER • skreee • skreepy • Skreeb • Skreeble • skreeds
n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.
Guy 1: Yo mang, where'd you get your crack pipe?
Guy 2: From da skreets, mutha fucka.
skreets by Jon January 6, 2004

Skreetus 

Someone who is turned on by looking at plants
Man: wow that’s some beautiful plants here
Man2: your such a skreetus
Skreetus by Aaroncarstens October 22, 2018
Its streets, but cooler.
" I saw you on the skreetz yesterday " "I beat your ass on the skreetz " "I grew up on the skreetz "
Skreetz by YOMAMMASDICK July 14, 2017

skreebunkle 

to engage in sexual intercourse
grab you a bitch and skreebunkle
skreebunkle by juice November 3, 2002
ghetto for "street."
That strawberry was booty-nekid in da middle o' da skreet!
skreet by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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