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Hottest in the game pulls bitches , massive cock
Thought, funny, anger and agressive
I’m skreeds
skreeds by Skreeds January 25, 2021
Words you can keep
n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.
Guy 1: Yo mang, where'd you get your crack pipe?
Guy 2: From da skreets, mutha fucka.
skreets by Jon January 6, 2004
The best response to any question. Coined by Famous Dex Also see: It was business.
Example 1:

Interviewer: Sooo, you stopped playing basketball, and then what?

Famous Dex: And then...Skreets!

Interviewer: The streets--

Famous Dex: Skreets!

Interviewer: So you get in the streets--

Famous Dex: SKREETS!

Example 2:

Interviewer: What is your nix, like what do you think you're known for?

Famous Dex: I'm known for...*Sips lean*...I'm known for like...Skreets!

Example 3:

Famous Dex: God blessed me with...Skreets!
Skreets by chickewingzbruh November 15, 2017
A real speech impediment that evolved into urban slang so 'speaker' avoids being thought of as a fucking moron.
Shit dog, I keeps it real bra ...ya feel me?
I be dare'n a mutha fucka to even think I ain't from the skreets bra! They's a hard ass teacha for real tho.

Ain't like a Nigga can go down to the liberry and axe OG Monster Cody for a copy of the rules of da game!
skreets by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008
To get some sleep, to take a nap or to rest
Man, I gotta get to da crib to get some skreeps...
Skreeps by skreeps October 29, 2009
Subpar low grade weed attained from common street dealer. "Skreet" derived from the word "street"
I was looking forward to smoking some more of that OG Kush my dealer had, but he disappointed me when he handed me this sack of Skreets.
Skreets by bedolla1993 October 5, 2015
Someone who thinks he is Dean Winchester when in reality he has been Sam all along.

Also has a small penis.
That Skeeds is such a bitch.
Skeeds by Big Cody September 12, 2016
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