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A Spownie is just another word for loner or loser.
Basically a kid who doesn't have many friends, always seems to be by himself and doesn't know how to socialise.
There is also an Up-Town Spownie which is a spownie who thinks they're really great and has loads of mateys, but actually...bless them, it's not like that atall.
"Jesus christ, I almost feel sorry for that kid. It can't be easy being a spownie at the age 15"
spownie by tablesauce...mmm yeah October 11, 2006
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A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness.
It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well.

It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate.
For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.
Skylar: It's a low spoons day today, I don't think I'll go out.
Fallon: You're a spoonie? I didn't know. Well, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Can I do anything for you?
spoonie by kyerowan February 9, 2014
Word of the Day on November 4, 2022
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A person living with chronic illness, that identifies with Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory.
Spoonies are people that live with chronic illness; theoretically measuring personal daily abilities much as one would measure the proper amount of spoons needed for an event or occasion... sometimes having an abundance, other times coming up short.
Spoonie by SansNom75 October 13, 2009
A word used to describe a person with a chronic illness, which originated with the spoon theory that helps explain what it's like to have a chronic illness to people who are in good health.

It is very popular amongst people who suffer from P.O.T.S.; Post Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, which is a form of dysautonomia characterized by many symptoms which includes fainting, extreme fatigue, low bp, fast heartrate, hypotension headaches, low blood volume, exercise intolerance and more. It is chronic and has no known cure although large amounts of salt in the diet, drinking constant fluids, compression stockings, and medications have been known to help with some symptoms.
My favorite spoonie items are compression stockings, shower chairs, and salt tabs :)
Spoonie by LittleGus April 21, 2018
A mixture of the words "skater" and "townie". A growing problem amongst the skate cuture, One of whome would prefer to sit at the top of the ramp with 50 skownie friends and smoke and laugh at other skaters than actuly skate. Predicted to be extinct by 2008.
"slanty eyes"
Skownie by savage cabbage April 17, 2004

spodnie z gs-u 

There used to be GS-u stores in Poland in 80's. They sold the best trousers in the whole world. therefore "spodnie z gs-u" became a slang expression for trousers that all trousers in the whole world pale in comparison to
kurwa1: check out those magenta spodnie on Wojciech Wojda
kurwa2: man they're liek totally spodnie z gs-u!
spodnie z gs-u by st pekka February 4, 2008

spoonie mcbackpocket 

To put a spoon inside someones back pocket when they arent looking
I just gave Mr. B a Spoonie McBackpocket, then i stole his pens when he leaned over. And Jordan raped him.
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