scownie
a step up from a townie. complete fuck faced nonces who hang around random places and smoke/inject themselves with fizzy jerks and mouth off to ya, even though you're twice the size of them.
scownie by randyOfender March 19, 2003
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hot sconnie
An act of coitus in which hot cheese curds (or acceptable cheese substitute) are placed on the nether regions of one's lover and licked off.
Yo, that dirty bitch was so nasty, she wanted me to go down on her with Velveeta and give her a hot sconnie. I only use the finest Wisconsin cheddar for that shit.
hot sconnie by Sucky the Badger March 13, 2005
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scownie • Scownies • Sconnie • scowned • sconies • Scoonie • sconie • Sconie-muddin' • Sconnie Chili Feed • Sconnie Hat Trick
Sconnie Slip Up
The term sconnie slip up can be used to denote unfortunate events that happened in either a state of confusion, the state of Wisconsin, or both.
I heard cousin Donnie had a sconnie slip up with Nancy; she asked for the cheese curd but he gave her the brat.
Sconnie Slip Up by gilman_god January 22, 2019
Skownie
A mixture of the words "skater" and "townie". A growing problem amongst the skate cuture, One of whome would prefer to sit at the top of the ramp with 50 skownie friends and smoke and laugh at other skaters than actuly skate. Predicted to be extinct by 2008.
"slanty eyes"
Skownie by savage cabbage April 17, 2004
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sconies by Verge94zbleh April 27, 2015
Sconnie
Anything of or relating to Wisconsin. Sconnie is an identity. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. You don't have to be from Wisconsin to appreciate the Sconnie movement. It's all about embracing and celebrating this genuinely Wisconsinesque. If you like eating a brat and cheering for the Packers, you know what I'm talking about.
Tailgating is very Sconnie. Look at that Sconnie drinking a PBR on his Sconnie John Deere lawnmower.
Sconnie symphony
A sconnie symphony is a musical performance put on by multiple inebriated people singing the same song. Usually a sconnie symphony is wildly out of tune or off tempo, however it seems to add to the drunken ambiance.
We were at a crowded frat party when “Buttercup” came on and the entire room started to sing along. The sconnie symphony could be heard from Camp Randal to the Kohl Center.
Sconnie symphony by gilman_god February 25, 2019
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