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getting a boner (not literally) after watching a really good skate part.
"Dude i just got a skoner watching Marc Johnson's part in Fully Flared"
Skoner by Hydo April 15, 2009
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Pop a Skoner 

When u pop up your skateboard on your dick like a giant boner with wheels.
Jack:no balls you won't pop a Skoner in math class Matt:Bet
Pop a Skoner by Youngmatt530 November 4, 2017

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

Stoner Vibe

Putting out POSITIVE ENERGY, LAUGHTER, going with the flow, good MUSIC, CANNABIS represented somewhere, insense smell, 420 and 710 are essential. Probably HIGH🔥💨
Cheech and Chong give off a comedy Stoner Vibe!
Snoop Dogg has an easy going Stoner Vibe.
The movie Pineapple Express has a funny Stoner Vibe .
Stoner Vibe by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019

420%er Stoner

They are the 420% who exist in the universe who habitually consumes CANNABIS WEED
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨
I BLAZE🔥 everyday so I am a GENUINE 420%er STONER!
420%er Stoner by ClassicRonnie April 6, 2019

Stoner Love 

🔥 people who habitually consumes CANNABIS putting out POSITIVE LOVING ENERGY for all to enjoy..ONE LOVE
🔥 Anything representing CANNABIS showing LOVE
🔥 Hey man heres a couple nugs man STONER LOVE
🔥 Ernesto and Delilah are Stoners in Love. STONER LOVE
🔥 Cannabis and Pizza STONER LOVE
Stoner Love by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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