Skoner

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noun. When you get so skoned from snoking that you forget you are having sex.

"Thats some bomb ass dank ass skunk my dude. better than that greenie from up north.. crystalized man--oooeewwww... that skunk gave me a skoner last time you and I blew that session."

Skoner by nategknows December 10, 2013

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Skoner

getting a boner (not literally) after watching a really good skate part.

"Dude i just got a skoner watching Marc Johnson's part in Fully Flared"

Skoner by Hydo April 15, 2009

Related Words

Skoner • Pop a Skoner • stoner • stoner boner • sooner • soner • sponer • sconer • Sloner • stoner logic

Pop a Skoner

When u pop up your skateboard on your dick like a giant boner with wheels.

Jack:no balls you won't pop a Skoner in math class Matt:Bet

Pop a Skoner by Youngmatt530 November 4, 2017

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

Stoner Vibe

Putting out POSITIVE ENERGY, LAUGHTER, going with the flow, good MUSIC, CANNABIS represented somewhere, insense smell, 420 and 710 are essential. Probably HIGH🔥💨

Cheech and Chong give off a comedy Stoner Vibe!
Snoop Dogg has an easy going Stoner Vibe.
The movie Pineapple Express has a funny Stoner Vibe .

Stoner Vibe by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019

420%er Stoner

They are the 420% who exist in the universe who habitually consumes CANNABIS WEED
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨

I BLAZE🔥 everyday so I am a GENUINE 420%er STONER!

420%er Stoner by ClassicRonnie April 6, 2019

Stoner Love

🔥 people who habitually consumes CANNABIS putting out POSITIVE LOVING ENERGY for all to enjoy..ONE LOVE
🔥 Anything representing CANNABIS showing LOVE

🔥 Hey man heres a couple nugs man STONER LOVE
🔥 Ernesto and Delilah are Stoners in Love. STONER LOVE
🔥 Cannabis and Pizza STONER LOVE

Stoner Love by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026