Skoner

noun. When you get so skoned from snoking that you forget you are having sex.

"Thats some bomb ass dank ass skunk my dude. better than that greenie from up north.. crystalized man--oooeewwww... that skunk gave me a skoner last time you and I blew that session."

by nategknows December 10, 2013

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Skoner

getting a boner (not literally) after watching a really good skate part.

"Dude i just got a skoner watching Marc Johnson's part in Fully Flared"

by Hydo April 15, 2009

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Pop a Skoner

When u pop up your skateboard on your dick like a giant boner with wheels.

Jack:no balls you won't pop a Skoner in math class Matt:Bet

by Youngmatt530 November 4, 2017

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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

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Stoner Vibe

Putting out POSITIVE ENERGY, LAUGHTER, going with the flow, good MUSIC, CANNABIS represented somewhere, insense smell, 420 and 710 are essential. Probably HIGH🔥💨

Cheech and Chong give off a comedy Stoner Vibe!
Snoop Dogg has an easy going Stoner Vibe.
The movie Pineapple Express has a funny Stoner Vibe .

by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019

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