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Essentially it means smoking. Its just a slang term for it that you can say in front of authority figures without them catching on to what your actually doing.
(situation 1)
Ben- lets go smoke.
Kyle- yes im down to smoke right now.
(kyles mom overhears)
Kyles mom- you guys are fucked. no smoking.
(situation 2)
Ben- what do you wanna do today?
Kyle- Im down for some snoking.
(kyles mom sits by unaware while they go snoke)
Snoking by Mel Clark August 26, 2013
The act of putting someone in the friend zone while using Snapchat to approve cute pics for current bae.
Bayley is snoking Hollander by sending semi nude pics of that tan line!
Snoking by YaBoyEphlat July 26, 2018

Snoking Gurk

When you gaslight your friend into thinking that a made up term is real.
Yo dude I can't believe you're totally snoking gurk right now!
Yeah, it's fuckin wild, man. Can't believe they're falling for it!
Snoking Gurk by GurkSnoker9000 January 19, 2023

Emperor Snoking 

While smoking a blunt or joint, one takes the roach and inhales through one nostril in a snorting motion
Check that out, Connor is Emperor Snoking that roach!
Emperor Snoking by Sesamack20 April 18, 2018

Snorking 

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"
Snorking by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

smoking cat 

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble
Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"
smoking cat by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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