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Sknype

To take a funny screenshot of someone during a video chat on Skype.

To wait for someone to come online on Skype and start messaging them right away.

In both cases, pronounced "snipe"
Me: Make this funny face.
Him: *funnyface*
Me: *PrintScreen* SKNYPED!!!

10:00:00 AM Vincent has come online
10:00:01 AM Jules: hey
10:00:02 AM Vincent: WHATTA SKNYPE
by derkaderr October 27, 2010
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Skype daddy

A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.
Biomom: “Jerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.”

Biomom’s divorced confidente: “I thought you don’t even answer the phone if you see it’s him.”

Biomom: “No, he skypes them during homework time.”

Confidente: “Ahh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. It’s a phase.”
by PJMac August 1, 2012
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Scissor Skype

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.
I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.
by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012
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skypemob

Similar to a flashmob. It is when a large number of people from all over the world converge on a single person's number. Often annoying, and sometimes perpetrated by members of 4chan skypemobbing is a growing phenomena.
See if we can get his number and skypemob him!

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by jungboho July 18, 2009
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Skype Spliff

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).
Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.
by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011
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Skype Bang

Skype Bang is the act of banging someone on skype(everyone plz go back to skype)
by Rowley Heffley February 2, 2020
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skype-typing

Using an instant message service to communicate while video-call skyping with the volume turned off. No verbal words are necessary during the conversation, but you can still see the person you're talking to.
Nick-Hey can we skypetype tonight? I wanna see you but I cant talk everyone will be asleep.

Hannah-Yeah I wanna skypetype tonight! I dont want to wake people up but I still get to see you, skype-typing is awesome!
by NickBsquared January 20, 2010
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