Skim nut is the action of helping your lifting partner after he has done his set on the bench press, but when picking up the bar you accidently skim your balls on his face.

"Bro! You just straight skim nut me man, not cool"

Skim nut by Kdaddy September 8, 2014

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skinmitten

Female genitalia.

Something made from skin that you can put your hand in, a skinmitten.

skinmitten by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

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Shizmonkeys

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.

1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.

Shizmonkeys by Conor the urban god July 27, 2009

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Skirm

Verb of skirmish.

An act of going crazy in which one does not remain calm and does not care about their surroundings. Is also associated with partying intensely.

Person 1: Did you see Darren at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he was skirming.

Skirm by the cornballs October 10, 2018

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