skinmitten

Female genitalia.

Something made from skin that you can put your hand in, a skinmitten.

by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

Shitmittens

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

by DrBruz October 17, 2014

skinmittens

When it's cold outside, so you put your hands in two different girls pussies to use them as mittens.

It was cold outside, so I called Bridget and Tess over for skinmittens.

by Milf and Cookies January 2, 2010

skin mitten

a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.

"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."

"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."

by link ralstone December 6, 2009

skudmitten

A socklike pocket that a bro in the hoosecow uses to deliver his load in when he's loving himself .

Hey homie what about that skudmitten , it's more attractive than that bitch I saw u with last month!!

by Cinders and HEvil August 8, 2019

shitmitten

when you have to play badminton in PE

Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.

by Conniera April 7, 2008

Shitmitten

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

by Granite_33 May 2, 2011