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Shitmittens 

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat
We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.
Shitmittens by DrBruz October 17, 2014

skinmittens 

When it's cold outside, so you put your hands in two different girls pussies to use them as mittens.
It was cold outside, so I called Bridget and Tess over for skinmittens.
skinmittens by Milf and Cookies January 2, 2010

skin mitten 

a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.
"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."

"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."
skin mitten by link ralstone December 6, 2009

skudmitten

A socklike pocket that a bro in the hoosecow uses to deliver his load in when he's loving himself .
Hey homie what about that skudmitten , it's more attractive than that bitch I saw u with last month!!
skudmitten by Cinders and HEvil August 8, 2019

shitmitten 

when you have to play badminton in PE
Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.
shitmitten by Conniera April 7, 2008

Shitmitten 

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.
Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.
Shitmitten by Granite_33 May 2, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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