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Skittletit

A noun to describe someone who has excessive breast desposits that are not naturally formed in both males and females, linked directly to excessive consumption of Skittles when the proper alternative should have been diet and excercise.

Normally used to describe proposed college atheltes who have excessive diets, or are controlled by their spouses.
If that Charney went to the gym more than once a week, he probably wouldn't have those Skittletits.

She should let him hang out with his friends more often so he doesn't become a Skittletit.

Would a Navy SEAL eat a Skittle? No because he is not a Skittletit.
by SealFit June 6, 2011
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skittledicking

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.
I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!
by Super Man222 June 26, 2008
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skittleisk

Skittleisk is an alchoholic drink.

Ingredeients: 1 red solo cup (or any cup), vodka (any kind, but preferably Effen Vodka), Sprite, original Skittles.

Directoins:
1) Fill cup half full of Sprite
2) Mix in 3-4 shots of vodak
3) Drop in 5-10 skittles
4) Enjoy.
Hey I'm mixin up some skittleisk, you want me to make you a glass?
by bartender33 May 25, 2009
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skittltipz

a bendy cock with a cheesy surprise, related to the corporate brand skittles. a twitch streamer and STI entrepreneur, an admirer of luke maslin’s fat penis and fat personality (i love you luke <3).
oh here he is ,skittltipz, on his hands and knees yet again for luke maslin.
by Grammy Jones December 18, 2020
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skittledicking

A sexual act in which an uncircumcised man puts one or more skittles under the foreskin of his penis prior to receiving a blowjob, so that the partner performing the blowjob gets to enjoy eating some skittles.
Ted felt that being circumcised put him at a disadvantage in the dating market, since every girl he met seemed to love skittledicking.
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skittledicking

The act of hiding skittles under the foreskin or inside the urethra in order to provide a pleasant surprise for someone performing oral sex.
I was skittledicking Tracy the other night. She was all "Whoa, skittles! Awesome!"
by The Royal We June 26, 2008
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Skittlebitch

Noun and Adjective: from the root meaning -
Homosexual Prison Love Slave
Proper Definition - One who is in prison, yet can't trade cigarettes for real makeup, takes the candy Skittles, licks the color candy coating, and applys the said color to face as makeup, prepareing ones self to be taken advantage of in the rectum by fellow prison inmates, but with no worrys, for said inmate feels pretty - ergo a "Skittlebitch".
1 NOUN-.As Ramone appllied the skittles color to his eyelids, he seemed to remember how Rob fancied green instead of orange, so he quickly washed of and re-appllied the green skittles, becasue Ramone wants this night to be perfect, after all what good is a skittlebitch if you can't even remember the small things that turn your man on.

2. ADJECTIVE- Damn uncle Jim, you aint nothing but a fuckin Skittlebitch!
by David Scott October 5, 2004
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