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skittletits 

A girl with really small tits. The size of Skittles.
Oh my god. That girl got some skittletits. They're like the size of Skittles.
skittletits by Tychoh September 13, 2013

Skittletit 

A noun to describe someone who has excessive breast desposits that are not naturally formed in both males and females, linked directly to excessive consumption of Skittles when the proper alternative should have been diet and excercise.

Normally used to describe proposed college atheltes who have excessive diets, or are controlled by their spouses.
If that Charney went to the gym more than once a week, he probably wouldn't have those Skittletits.

She should let him hang out with his friends more often so he doesn't become a Skittletit.

Would a Navy SEAL eat a Skittle? No because he is not a Skittletit.
Skittletit by SealFit June 6, 2011

Skittletits 

When you've been cursed with teeny, tiny titties.
You don't want skittletits -they're not even a mouthful, and that's a real waste!
Skittletits by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

Skittletits/skittletittles 

Smaller perky titties. Skittletits,skittletits. I for one love them.
Skittletits/Skittletittlesskit•el•tits . The common or traditional terms; jugs,tits, titties, breast and ha ha'sThe smaller perky titties, little titties..
Hey lady,cum'ere so and lemme taste the rainbow. That's the road sign to rainbow road, where my leprechaun hides.

Skittlewittle 

A skittlewittle: rebellious person who goes against the morals of others for gags
Person a: I’m gonna kill this bug even though I know you love this bug

Person b: no!!
Person a: *crushes bug* hah!
Person b: you flipping skittlewittle

skittletistic 

"top g Andrew Tate wouldn't want you! you're skittletistic!!!"
skittletistic by Halflifer October 19, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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