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Shiticism 

The opposite of constructive criticism. This kind of criticism offers no form of help.
1: Can you listen to this song and give me constructive criticism about how I could make it better, etc.?

2: Okay, *listens to song*.

1: So, what do you think?

2: It's shit. (this criticism offers no advice, therefore is not constructive, and is therefore shiticism).
Shiticism by beffispro May 15, 2010

Skepticism 

Typing it is like playing ping pong on your keyboard
"Hey did you know that typing skepticism is like playing pong with your keyboard?"

"Ok, but why did I need to know this?"

"It's cool! Right? R-r-right?..."
Skepticism by Bruhtard December 11, 2020

Skeptimism 

Optimism tempered with a healthy dose of skepticism.

Reported by Michael J. Russell (@planetrussell) via Melissa Clouthier (@melissatweets) on 11/3/09, from @DukeStJournal.
Having been through this before with other companies, Susan viewed the company's ambitious but as-yet undefined, unfunded and unstaffed social media strategy with considerable skeptimism.
Skeptimism by planetrussell November 3, 2009

Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.
Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.

scepticism 

a doughting or questioning attitude
p1:that person we saw on tv has a lot of scepticism!!
p2:true dat!!
scepticism by invisiblekatlover February 14, 2012

Anti-skepticism 

Anti-skepticism, also Antiskepticism is a philosophical view and stance that rejects skepticism, advocating skepticism as a form of reductionism and limitation on reality, in most cases focusing only on the material and physical, anti-skepticism seeks to be as broad epistemologically as possible and make room for possibilities and ideas that go beyond the limitations of skepticism, usually defending concepts such as metaphysics, extraphysics, postmodernism, subjectivism, extraphysicalism, extramaterialism, extranaturalism, epistemological pluralism and epistemological anarchism, but there may be anti-skeptical currents that do not precisely follow all these concepts and yes just some of them.
"Anti-Skepticism is a philosophical stance that supports the rejection of what the skeptical community actually do about the limitation of evidences and make room for epistemological pluralism for study spiritual, religious, esoteric and extraphysical things."