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Constructive Shiticism
When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.
Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!
Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.
Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.
Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.
Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.
Constructive Shiticism by daverdiculous January 26, 2014
Related Words
Shiticism • Constructive Shiticism • Shititism • shitticism • shitism • Shiticide • shititis • Shiinism • Shirtivism • shitcasm
forgeticus shiticus
forgeticus shiticus by defd December 20, 2010
Shitism
The practice of substituting words or parshall words in a sentence with 'shit'.
Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).
Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).
Shitism
Shitism is a political and economic theory where you make money by taking shit's everyday inside a toilet, were the shit inside goes into the sewers, scans the shit to see if its actual shit or not by testing it with some automatic machine DNA cum shit 2.0 thing, then takes that shit, turns into real money and turns into a $10 dollar bill and sends it right up the toilet where the hole is. The money you make from the shit only goes to you and nobody else unless if you decide if you want to share the $10 dollar bill. -Shabaan
I love shitism, it's the best way to make money by taking shits everyday!
Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!
Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!
Shitism by I love to shit May 26, 2021
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