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A ski that supports the ideology of being a ski
The fact that all the skis are gathered here shows that skiism is real.
Skiism by Victorrancon8 February 16, 2023
Words you can keep
Skiism , note double "i" , is a name given to a person who is getting his money and health together after a dose of red pill reality .
Ben became a skiism .
Skiism by Skiism himself July 27, 2021
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a pun or play on words that someone creates by combining ska and another word

skaisms do not only apply to the word ska but also words like rude, skank, two-tone, and other ska related words

very popular in band names

Some examples:

Thanks for those Specials cds, I thikn I'm "ska'd" (scarred) for life.

I hate it when people are jerks at shows. I wish they'd learn the proper "skatiquette" (etiquette).

Hey, who was the kid that brought the "skaberries" (strawberries)to the show?

Rude boy, two-tone, rocksteady, I can't understand all this skargon (jargon)!
Bob: Thanks for taking me to the show! I've officially been skaptized!

Bill: Shut up! That was the worse skaism I've ever heard!
skaism by RudeBoy37 October 1, 2007
skiis is something you say after something.
Sadskiis, weedskiis, bluntskiis, mobskiis.
skiis by [commie] magikmarker January 26, 2006
skism: tension or rift, caused by known or unknown source, with someone in your connected social/professional circle
Teresa and Claudia used to have skism, but now it's squashed

Me and Joe got mad skism, I hope he doesn't come to the party tonight.

why is there all this skism between us?
skism by blaisenyc April 20, 2011
The name of a hacker group that existed from the late 80s through (at least) the middle to late 90s. They worked jointly on an e-zine with Phalcon called 40hex, a newsletter dedicated to the study, dissection, reconstruction and development of Computer Virus programs, and ultimately published Virus Constructor (also known as the VCL MPCG) which would auto-generate the code and binaries for polymorphic virus programs of all known forms (of the time.)
"It's a shame that hacker groups such as Phalcon/Skism no longer exist today."
Skism by NOSliwes November 21, 2009

Skisme-Skrog-Shnack 

When Mr. White takes a shnack
"Look, Mr. W is currently having a skisme-skrog-shnack"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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