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Ski Poling  

1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.

2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.

3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.

2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.

3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
Ski Poling by DFaFH July 7, 2007

ski polling 

In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.
She was ski polling both guys until they came
ski polling by Workaholics_fan March 18, 2014
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