1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.
2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.
3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.
3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.
2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.
3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.
3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
by DFaFH June 11, 2007
tr.v. Billed
Derived from the expression "Billy Bad Ass". To be on the recieving end of any act of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness which usually results in your ultimate demise and/or embarrassment.
To be put in place by pure Bad-Ass-ness!
See: Bill
Derived from the expression "Billy Bad Ass". To be on the recieving end of any act of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness which usually results in your ultimate demise and/or embarrassment.
To be put in place by pure Bad-Ass-ness!
See: Bill
by DFaFH June 06, 2007
Duffed (v) - The act of getting used and or manipulated by an attractive, mentally unstable person of the opposite sex. Unfortunately this includes an abundance of flirting, profound mixed messages, and sexual enuendos that don't actually lead to SEX, merely the illusion that it will. The Duff usually ends by the Duff-er getting back together with their original girl/boyfriend, leaving the duff-ee with a killer case of blue balls/dry-gina.
by DFaFH February 17, 2006
Duffed (v) - The act of getting used and or manipulated by an attractive, mentally unstable person of the opposite sex. Unfortunately this includes an abundance of flirting, profound mixed messages, and sexual enuendos that don't actually lead to SEX, merely the illusion that it will. The Duff usually ends by the Duff-er getting back together with their original girl/boyfriend, leaving the duff-ee with a killer case of blue balls/dry-gina.
Man, I thought this relationship was going to go somewhere, but really I was just totally getting Duffed!
by DFaFH March 23, 2006
An unusual phenomena that occurs regularly at the bars in Iowa city (though i'm quite sure it happens elsewhere also). This phenomena is the mass joining of numerous males and females into what looks like a big ball of worms mating.
This phenomena is fueled by the Following: Alcohol, loud booty shaking, ass grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy's cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, An assortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, X, Meth, huffing paint, Cocaine...etc.) all of which are readily available from you sexual predating Bartender.
Also refered to as a "Snake Mating Ball" or "The Sex Offender's Mosh Pit"
This phenomena is fueled by the Following: Alcohol, loud booty shaking, ass grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy's cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, An assortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, X, Meth, huffing paint, Cocaine...etc.) all of which are readily available from you sexual predating Bartender.
Also refered to as a "Snake Mating Ball" or "The Sex Offender's Mosh Pit"
We better get Johnny out of here, I'm pretty sure he just creamed his pants again participating in that worm sex. Not to mention the drugs are wearing off, his dad's credit card is maxed and if his paroll officer catches him here, he's going away again!
by DFaFH February 22, 2006
An unusual phenomena that occurs regularly at the bars. This phenomena is the mass joining of numerous males and females into what looks like a big ball of worms mating.
This phenomena is fueled by the Following: Alcohol, loud booty shaking, ass grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy's cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, An assortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, X, Meth, huffing paint, Cocaine...etc.) all of which are readily available from you sexual predating Bartender.
Also refered to as a "Snake Mating Ball" or "The Sex Offender's Mosh Pit"
This phenomena is fueled by the Following: Alcohol, loud booty shaking, ass grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy's cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, An assortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, X, Meth, huffing paint, Cocaine...etc.) all of which are readily available from you sexual predating Bartender.
Also refered to as a "Snake Mating Ball" or "The Sex Offender's Mosh Pit"
We better get Johnny out of here, I'm pretty sure he just creamed his pants again participating in that worm sex.
by DFaFH March 23, 2006
n. Billmaster
is anyone who Masters acts of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness which usually result in someone/something else's ultimate demise and/or embarrassment. A Billmaster can act in the physical or verbal form and at times in ways never thought possible, but does so on a highly skilled and creative way and on a regular basis.
Someone exceptionally wise in the ways of the Bill, one who is unparalleled and always willing to take his Billness to the highest level
An act of the most profound Billness
is anyone who Masters acts of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness which usually result in someone/something else's ultimate demise and/or embarrassment. A Billmaster can act in the physical or verbal form and at times in ways never thought possible, but does so on a highly skilled and creative way and on a regular basis.
Someone exceptionally wise in the ways of the Bill, one who is unparalleled and always willing to take his Billness to the highest level
An act of the most profound Billness
1. The way you mopped the floor with that dudes testicles was Billmaster.
2. Dennis Leary is one Bad Ass Mother Billmaster!
2. Dennis Leary is one Bad Ass Mother Billmaster!
by DFaFH June 06, 2007