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Duffed (v) - The act of getting used and or manipulated by an attractive, mentally unstable person of the opposite sex. Unfortunately this includes an abundance of flirting, profound mixed messages, and sexual enuendos that don't actually lead to SEX, merely the illusion that it will. The Duff usually ends by the Duff-er getting back together with their original girl/boyfriend, leaving the duff-ee with a killer case of blue balls/dry-gina.
Man, I thought this relationship was going to go somewhere, but really I was just totally getting Duffed!
by DFaFH April 19, 2006
Get the Duffed mug.A comical act of squeezing ones nut sack so that ones testicles extrude out of the top of their fist thus appearing like ET in a headlock. Usually shown to some unsuspecting person.
Kory: "Have you ever seen ET in a Headlock?"
Ballz: "Ahhh No."
Kory: "squeezes out balls"
Ballz: "Ahh shit dude, I can see your veiny balls!!!"
Kory: "Ha ha, I got you good Fucker!!!"
Ballz: "Ahhh No."
Kory: "squeezes out balls"
Ballz: "Ahh shit dude, I can see your veiny balls!!!"
Kory: "Ha ha, I got you good Fucker!!!"
by DFaFH May 11, 2006
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is anyone who Masters acts of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness which usually result in someone/something else's ultimate demise and/or embarrassment. A Billmaster can act in the physical or verbal form and at times in ways never thought possible, but does so on a highly skilled and creative way and on a regular basis.
Someone exceptionally wise in the ways of the Bill, one who is unparalleled and always willing to take his Billness to the highest level
An act of the most profound Billness
is anyone who Masters acts of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness which usually result in someone/something else's ultimate demise and/or embarrassment. A Billmaster can act in the physical or verbal form and at times in ways never thought possible, but does so on a highly skilled and creative way and on a regular basis.
Someone exceptionally wise in the ways of the Bill, one who is unparalleled and always willing to take his Billness to the highest level
An act of the most profound Billness
1. The way you mopped the floor with that dudes testicles was Billmaster.
2. Dennis Leary is one Bad Ass Mother Billmaster!
2. Dennis Leary is one Bad Ass Mother Billmaster!
by DFaFH June 29, 2007
Get the Billmaster mug.Duffed (v) - The act of getting used and or manipulated by an attractive, mentally unstable person of the opposite sex. Unfortunately this includes an abundance of flirting, profound mixed messages, and sexual enuendos that don't actually lead to SEX, merely the illusion that it will. The Duff usually ends by the Duff-er getting back together with their original girl/boyfriend, leaving the duff-ee with a killer case of blue balls/dry-gina.
by DFaFH April 9, 2006
Get the Duffed mug.1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.
2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.
3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.
3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.
2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.
3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.
3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
by DFaFH July 7, 2007
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to carry out numerous and repetitive acts of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness in a surprising and quick manner, which usually results in someone/something else's total annihilation.
Often seen has a highly mastered skill used in battles between Billmasters.
to carry out numerous and repetitive acts of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness in a surprising and quick manner, which usually results in someone/something else's total annihilation.
Often seen has a highly mastered skill used in battles between Billmasters.
by DFaFH June 29, 2007
Get the Billbomb mug.An unusual phenomena that occurs regularly at the bars in Iowa city (though i'm quite sure it happens elsewhere also). This phenomena is the mass joining of numerous males and females into what looks like a big ball of worms mating.
This phenomena is fueled by the Following: Alcohol, loud booty shaking, ass grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy's cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, An assortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, X, Meth, huffing paint, Cocaine...etc.) all of which are readily available from you sexual predating Bartender.
Also refered to as a "Snake Mating Ball" or "The Sex Offender's Mosh Pit"
This phenomena is fueled by the Following: Alcohol, loud booty shaking, ass grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy's cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, An assortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, X, Meth, huffing paint, Cocaine...etc.) all of which are readily available from you sexual predating Bartender.
Also refered to as a "Snake Mating Ball" or "The Sex Offender's Mosh Pit"
We better get Johnny out of here, I'm pretty sure he just creamed his pants again participating in that worm sex. Not to mention the drugs are wearing off, his dad's credit card is maxed and if his paroll officer catches him here, he's going away again!
by DFaFH April 10, 2006
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