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ski pole 

when a girl beats off two guys in a jerking motion like skiing
You this beat fresman slut named sarah ski poled a couple fags last night, ones a canisus fag
ski pole by Mrs.Newrighter December 13, 2007

ski pole 

riding in the middle of two people in the back or front seat.
dude I can't ride ski pole in the back seat.
ski pole by e nigma99999 April 14, 2011

Ski Pole Party 

Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.
I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.
Ski Pole Party by Fry-Ry January 13, 2011

Airtight Ski Pole

A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.
Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!
Airtight Ski Pole by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008

alaskan ski pole 

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.
Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

three hole ski pole

When a girl has a one cock in her ass, one in her pussy and one in her mouth and she is jerking two other guys off. All at the same time.
Beth took a cock in her ass, a cock in her pusyy and a cock in her mouth while she jacked off two other guys. This is how a three hole ski pole is done.
three hole ski pole by Labatt24 March 11, 2010
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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