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Ski Patrol 

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A person who helps injured people on at a ski area
The ski patroller named Elsa helped me when I broke my leg at Nashoba Valley
Ski Patrol by Kev dawg January 22, 2017

Ski Patrol 

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Ski patrol is when one guy sits in the middle of 2 other guys and jerks them off. Similar to skiing.
Kyle sat between julian and nick and ski patrolled em.
Ski Patrol by 911insidetrabajo November 17, 2018

ski patrol 

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Name for a cocaine dealer. The name comes from the appearance of cocaine in its normal, white-powder form (just like snow).
cocaine head: Yo, I wanna get fucked up, lets call up the ski patrol and we'll split a gram and go skiing.

cocaine head's friend: Ok
ski patrol by Fully19 June 21, 2006

Ski Patrol 

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The Police. Law enforcement officials.
The ski patrol rolled up so we dropped our blunts and booked it.
Ski Patrol by nighttripper August 11, 2011

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People who take care of injured skiers. Usually gay or like to have sex with little boys. 90% are Egotistical, Trustfund pretty boys. They are all afraid of snowmakers because the Snowmakers are superior to anything they do. Snowmakers also steal there glory and there woman. Usually there is one patroler that is more hated then any other usually named JOSH
I got hurt skiing and the ski patrol helped then had sex with my 12 year old son.
ski patrol by Snow God December 29, 2006

canadian ski patrol 

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Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.
The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !
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