Skemmer

A person who skems (the word better than "scam)

Do you know that Taja is a skemmer?
What-

by アカタさたら August 28, 2021

Bubby Skimmer

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.

"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"

by Rouseyboy November 15, 2006

Skemmel

Hair at the back of a cat or an old ladies neck, ie; A short hair cut that has a definitve line.

I can see that cat's skemmel!

That old lady has a skemmel hair cut!

by leab90 January 5, 2010

Skimmer

Skimmer: a term often used to describe either an action or an object in a sketchy or greasy manner. The word can be used to describe anything that cannot possibly be defined as something worthy of being normal. This version of the word can almost be defined by merely saying the word itself, as just saying it will send greasy vibes to anyone that hears it.

That skimmer weirdo over there is creeping everyone out!

by Grease514 July 6, 2016

fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.

Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.

by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010

Stemmer

A human (presumably) subspecies found in every single Democrat controlled area in the United States. Stemmers possess only an extraordinarily primitive brain stem which governs their basic bodily functions, and a hyperactive fight or flight reflex that kicks into overdrive whenever they are exposed to facts that conflict with the leftist media propaganda they consume on a daily basis. Stemmers are typically seen in internet cafes, slurping on soy lattes and making use of the free wifi while bitching about how the Right Wing is the source of everything currently wrong with the country, around college campuses where they go to (presumably) get an education, protesting for some obscure leftist cause with groups such as Antifa, or lurking in their parents basement well into their 20s and 30s because they absolutely refuse to grow up and face the challenges of adult life.

Bro, don't be such a f**cking Stemmer, move your bum ass out of your Mom's basement and get a job!

by The Gun Monkey April 2, 2022

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008