Skeetslap 

After a person bust a nut in a condom, he took the condom off and slap the girl with it.

She was really upset with her boyfriend cause he skeetslap her after they finish having sex.

Skeetslap by Mr.sexyt May 20, 2010

skeetsahut 

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand

dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today

skeetsahut by cabajul January 10, 2011

Skeet slap 

Based on the term "skeet", which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of slapping a sheet, piece of clothing, or other absorbent material down on the skin that has been skeeted upon. The semen then acts as an adhesive, holding the material to the skin and leaving even bolder evidence of one's conquest.

"Man, she said she wouldn't swallow, so I busted a nut on her forehead and skeet-slapped her with my sock."

Skeet slap by Danny Seven October 24, 2004

seatslap 

The sound of a toilet seat colliding with the porcelain rim of the toilet, having been raised slightly when you got up because the moisture of your ass-cheeks stuck to it.

Why do you have to slam the toilet seat so loud?

Oh, sorry...it was just some seatslap.

seatslap by Roger Ipswitch January 13, 2008

Dome light skeetsman 

One whom partakes in the act of ejaculating on or around ones dome light for no particular reason. Then leaving a little on the door handle to let the victim know they have been had by the dome light skeetsman, widely used in pennsylvania areas

Why is my handle sticky, oh no I've been had by the dome light skeetsman, son of a bitch

Dome light skeetsman by The berkulator January 24, 2011

skeetsauce 

Rhymes with leetsauce but is the noun form of skeet, referring to cum, jizz, siemen.

I dotted her eyes with my skeetsauce.

skeetsauce by Woob March 5, 2004

Skeetshart 

The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.

Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."

Skeetshart by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015