SkeetRifle

One who's penis is so massive, that his cum shot can kill.

Man, that pornstar is such a SkeetRifle! Boom Headshot!

by byaaahskeet May 14, 2009

Skeetrifle

The act of aiming your penis at the victim and scoping it for HEADSHOT, upon hitting a target in the face 3x in a row,you achieve Master Cumshot.

Yeah andrew, i skeetrifled her last night and i got MASTER CUMSHOT right as her dad came in!

by ipopped16boners May 14, 2009

skeetsicle

when one skeets into an ice tray, puts it into the freezer with a toothpick in it and overnight becomes the form of a popsicle. They then proceed to lick the popsicle made of pure cum.
-tinalynne g

brooke couldnt wait to lick from dan's skeetsicle.
"mmmmmm salty" she said!

by tinalynne g January 2, 2008

Skeetile Disfunction

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.

Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)

by Bluez March 9, 2008

Skeetsicle

When a male ejaculates in cold weather and his sperm becomes frozen, resembling an icicle. It can also refer to a Popsicle made from sperm.

You left a skeetsicle on ma tittays!"," MMMMMMmmm, that's a good skeetsicle

by bringerofhappystuff January 9, 2011