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Skeetosis 

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.
Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."
Skeetosis by Delatorre April 8, 2011

Sextopia 

A highly desirable or near perfect sexual experience. A Utopia of sex.
Having back to back orgasms nonstop is a sextopia. Achieving the perfect sexual experience.
Sextopia by Saharrah Naimah April 7, 2015

Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

skeetosaurus rex

A Dinosaur from the Jurassic Period that was the king of the dinosaurs, at least in the department of shooting huge dinosaur loads on other smaller dinosaurs (usually slutty meat eaters.)
Caveman: What happened to you? Another Caveman Covered in Semen: Me hunting and a Skeetosaurus Rex stole my kill, and had his way with me.

Shetopia 

An imagined place made by and for self-made women. In this female paradise, the planet has reached full gender equality; both women and men working together for a better world where no one is short-changed, undercut or cut-off.

The word was first used by brand Sally Hansen in their film ‘Shetopia,’ celebrating self-made women everywhere in the name of their self-made founder, Sally Hansen.
In my Shetopia, women would count their money, not calories.
Shetopia by Sally1957 October 2, 2017

Skidtopia 

A place, server, forum full of skids for their skid activities and skidtastic activities.
I've fallen into a skidtopia where the skids believe "networking" of a botnet is complex and fascinating... Save me Murphy.
Skidtopia by Fox with no fur May 11, 2019