Skeethong 

Verb: When you move so fast that you actually age.

“That raccoon just skeethonged up around that fence”

Skeethong by NapkinBoy May 26, 2019

Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.

Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.

Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

skeeting 

beating the FUCK out yo dick and subsequently busting a FAT NUT

P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog

skeeting by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

skeetoon 

Noun: a receptacle for receiving semen from a distance. Term coined during a test in AP Physics

I managed to hit the skeetoon from 11 feet away

skeetoon by gingervitus March 12, 2008

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.

Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.

Seething Mald Syndrome by rexz April 6, 2021

skeetbang 

Originated in Frisco, TX, A suburb of Dallas.

A typical easy lay. A girl who is easy to bang; or a girl you want to bang and skeet on without putting too much work into it.

Lets go round up some skeetbangs and run a train.

skeetbang by Piepenbrok March 26, 2008

skeetbang 

Originated in Frisco, TX, A suburb of Dallas.

A typical easy lay. A girl who is easy to bang; or a girl you want to bang and skeet on without putting too much work into it.

Lets go round up some skeetbangs, and run a train.

skeetbang by Piepenbrok March 26, 2008