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Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

skeeting 

beating the FUCK out yo dick and subsequently busting a FAT NUT
P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog
skeeting by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

skeetoon 

Noun: a receptacle for receiving semen from a distance. Term coined during a test in AP Physics
I managed to hit the skeetoon from 11 feet away
skeetoon by gingervitus March 12, 2008

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.
Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.
Seething Mald Syndrome by rexz April 6, 2021

skeetbang 

Originated in Frisco, TX, A suburb of Dallas.

A typical easy lay. A girl who is easy to bang; or a girl you want to bang and skeet on without putting too much work into it.
Lets go round up some skeetbangs and run a train.
skeetbang by Piepenbrok March 26, 2008

skeetbang 

Originated in Frisco, TX, A suburb of Dallas.

A typical easy lay. A girl who is easy to bang; or a girl you want to bang and skeet on without putting too much work into it.
Lets go round up some skeetbangs, and run a train.
skeetbang by Piepenbrok March 26, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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