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spesingle 

Kevin Jonas is the greatest spesingle Jonas Brother.
spesingle by notkevinjonas March 8, 2019

skroingle baby 

A person who acts as if they are an octopus living in the clouds, but only at the strip clubs for all of the octopus dollars. this person will usually be using crocs, and use the phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. this person is the most evil on the planet, and is plotting at all times to take over the world.
Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non Skroingly : What, are you a skroingle baby or something?

Skroingle baby : *plotting to take revenge on the non skroingly*
skroingle baby by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

Skroingle baby 

A skroingle baby (noun.) is formally used to describe the most evil a person can be. Skroingle babies use all their free time to plot revenge on enemies, people who have offended them. One day, all skroingle babies will take over the world. Skroingle babies are born evil, many spend their free time in octopus costumes at strip clubs. If you are not sure if they are a Skroingle baby or not, look for how they interact, Skroingle babies tend to use phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. If you see a skroingle baby in plain sight, do not interact, they can use anything against you. Beware, they are creeping, and lurking at times you will least expect it.
Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non skroingle : “Are you a Skroingle baby or something?”
Skroingle baby : *Starts plotting revenge*
Skroingle baby by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

Samdingledofelle 

A confused person usually to do with cats or boxes
Don't allow samdingledofelles in your house they're all gay
Samdingledofelle by fancymanhatboy October 19, 2016

Skroingle Baby 

The ultimate boss babe. An octopus that lost all of its tentacles. What is an octopus without tentacles? A skroingle baby.
Person a: did you see Becky got in a car accident and is now brain dead?
Person b: omg yeah she’s such a skroingle baby now
An insulting term. Named after an overweight welshman with a loud voice but schoolgirl like laugh and regularly exposes his tiny cock for all to see. A previously straight male who turns homosexual in their early 20's.
Skingle thats how i wanna be. Skin-gggggggggggllllllllleeeeeee right now!
Skingle by Fagdee May 8, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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