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shwankmuffin by Pyrotono June 29, 2006
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Stankmuffin
-Jack: Dude I want her stank muffin!
-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!
-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!
-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!
-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!
Stankmuffin by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016
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Skankmuffin
a term simply defined by these two parts:
Skank - whore
Muffin - something sweet, unless its Bran. No one likes Bran. Skankmuffins are bran.
Skank - whore
Muffin - something sweet, unless its Bran. No one likes Bran. Skankmuffins are bran.
Skankmuffin by Yeahyouwerethinkingittooo November 29, 2010
Spankmuffin
Spankmuffin
A person that posts sexy pictures online as an advertisement for sexual services available. Female spankmuffins are more prominent but the term can be used for males selling sexual services.
A person that posts sexy pictures online as an advertisement for sexual services available. Female spankmuffins are more prominent but the term can be used for males selling sexual services.
Melanie, if you’re lonely just find yourself a Spank muffin to play with.
Emma,did you see that Spankmuffin with the split dick that peed like a girl? Yeah, who’s gonna buy that? He can’t even get hard!
Emma,did you see that Spankmuffin with the split dick that peed like a girl? Yeah, who’s gonna buy that? He can’t even get hard!
Spankmuffin by Mellemma October 7, 2017
Spankmuffin
Of the female gender.
An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
Spankmuffin by Chav the Impaler July 30, 2009
skankmuffin
skankmuffin is one of my favorite words. I just take an offensive word such as: honkey, slut, skank, bum or whore and add something sweet on the end.
person 1: hey i want in ur pants.
Person 2: Nah ur juss a skankmuffin.
or
Person 1: ur such a bitch.
Person2: Yes well ur a skank muffin
= juss a word i made up that everyone is usin now.
Person 2: Nah ur juss a skankmuffin.
or
Person 1: ur such a bitch.
Person2: Yes well ur a skank muffin
= juss a word i made up that everyone is usin now.
skankmuffin by Lick my scrodum June 5, 2008
Skankmuffin
Noun.
1. A whore.
2. A nasty whore.
3. A word that rolls directly off the tounge into anothers ears. No one wants to be called a skankmuffin because skankmuffins are disgusting. So disgusting they only prostitute themselves to fat lazy asians who are short and have braces.
1. A whore.
2. A nasty whore.
3. A word that rolls directly off the tounge into anothers ears. No one wants to be called a skankmuffin because skankmuffins are disgusting. So disgusting they only prostitute themselves to fat lazy asians who are short and have braces.
Person 1: i fell!
Person 2: haha. get up. you'll look like a skankmuffin
Person 1: but what if i wanna look like a skankmuffin
Person 2: u don't. there nasty. like they are fat asian hooker nasty.
Person 1:oh god you got me coughing now bitch
Person 2:that's why you don't wanna lay in the floor coughing. because you'd look like a skankmuffin having an orgasm
Person 2: haha. get up. you'll look like a skankmuffin
Person 1: but what if i wanna look like a skankmuffin
Person 2: u don't. there nasty. like they are fat asian hooker nasty.
Person 1:oh god you got me coughing now bitch
Person 2:that's why you don't wanna lay in the floor coughing. because you'd look like a skankmuffin having an orgasm
Skankmuffin by Carl Shwarts December 19, 2010