A girl normally 12-17 who dresses and acts slutty out of naivety, usually tries to act way older than she is and will tell whoever will believe her that shes 18 when she is NOT legal. But is just adorable to people that know better.
Person #1: Look at that little girl wearing all that makeup and low cut shirt with her A cup bra showing.
Person #2: Aww aint she cute, the little skankamuffin.
Person #2: Aww aint she cute, the little skankamuffin.
by Jason f%ckin Elliott December 27, 2008
Get the Skankamuffin mug.A person who is not necessarily pretty, yet dresses slutty. A person who performs acts that are "Skanky" such as: Making out with someone you're not going out with, Perpetuating an aura of sluttiness, Or if the above are not present; carries the title of slut or whore. People who are sluts and whores can also be labeled as Skankymuffins.
A. God that Skankymuffin Sammy would not stop making out with Ryan!
B. you can feel how Skanky muffin that girl is when she walks next to you.
B. you can feel how Skanky muffin that girl is when she walks next to you.
by Taylor+Alex June 25, 2008
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-Jack: Dude I want her stank muffin!
-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!
-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!
-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!
-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!
by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016
Get the Stankmuffin mug.Gary: "Why the hell arent you smiling today Mohammad, I seen that fine lookin peice of tail you went home with last night dude?"
Mohammad: "Fuck Gary I'll tell ya why! Skunkmuffin Gary that's why, You fuckin happy now Gary? You SOB that was your wife and You knew what I was in for, thanks a lot Gary ya Motherfucker!"
Gary: "WHAT, who the fuck was it?"
Mohammad: "Fuck You Gary"
Mohammad: "Fuck Gary I'll tell ya why! Skunkmuffin Gary that's why, You fuckin happy now Gary? You SOB that was your wife and You knew what I was in for, thanks a lot Gary ya Motherfucker!"
Gary: "WHAT, who the fuck was it?"
Mohammad: "Fuck You Gary"
by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017
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Skank - whore
Muffin - something sweet, unless its Bran. No one likes Bran. Skankmuffins are bran.
Skank - whore
Muffin - something sweet, unless its Bran. No one likes Bran. Skankmuffins are bran.
by Yeahyouwerethinkingittooo November 29, 2010
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A person that posts sexy pictures online as an advertisement for sexual services available. Female spankmuffins are more prominent but the term can be used for males selling sexual services.
A person that posts sexy pictures online as an advertisement for sexual services available. Female spankmuffins are more prominent but the term can be used for males selling sexual services.
Melanie, if you’re lonely just find yourself a Spank muffin to play with.
Emma,did you see that Spankmuffin with the split dick that peed like a girl? Yeah, who’s gonna buy that? He can’t even get hard!
Emma,did you see that Spankmuffin with the split dick that peed like a girl? Yeah, who’s gonna buy that? He can’t even get hard!
by Mellemma October 7, 2017
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An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
by Chav the Impaler July 30, 2009
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