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Skank plank 

Kind of like the tramp stamp. But on a girls ribs.

Tattoo down the side down the ribs. "Skank plank"
Hey look, that girl not only has a tramp stamp, but also a skank plank.
Skank plank by Sgas August 5, 2013

Skank Plank 

An elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club.
Harold and Kumar were elated at the sight of girls on the skank plank at the Korean party.
Skank Plank by da262 January 10, 2012

Skank Plank 

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.
I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.
Skank Plank by br March 5, 2015

Skank Planking 

The act of planking on a female while having an intimate moment, it could be watching a romantic comedy or getting freaky. Results vary greatly.
Roger: Dude I went Skank Planking on Cindy last night.
Eric: Sweet, how did she react?
Roger: She bit my calf...
Skank Planking by iMOOSE24 August 18, 2012

spank the plank

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"
spank the plank by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017

spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)
Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.
spank the plank by black flag May 30, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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