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Skank-Plank

A Skateboard/Long board that has been used for, or on during sexual activity's.
Dude I don't want to ride that skunts skank-plank.

They did it hella on his skank-plank, got everywhere; now his barings wont ride fer shit.
by Em0Tim0 October 22, 2008
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Skank plank

Kind of like the tramp stamp. But on a girls ribs.

Tattoo down the side down the ribs. "Skank plank"
Hey look, that girl not only has a tramp stamp, but also a skank plank.
by Sgas August 5, 2013
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Skank Plank

An elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club.
Harold and Kumar were elated at the sight of girls on the skank plank at the Korean party.
by da262 January 10, 2012
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Skank Plank

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.
I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.
by br March 5, 2015
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Skank Planking

The act of planking on a female while having an intimate moment, it could be watching a romantic comedy or getting freaky. Results vary greatly.
Roger: Dude I went Skank Planking on Cindy last night.
Eric: Sweet, how did she react?
Roger: She bit my calf...
by iMOOSE24 August 18, 2012
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spank the plank

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"
by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017
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spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)
Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.
by black flag May 30, 2004
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