Skank-Plank

A Skateboard/Long board that has been used for, or on during sexual activity's.

Dude I don't want to ride that skunts skank-plank.

They did it hella on his skank-plank, got everywhere; now his barings wont ride fer shit.

Skank-Plank by Em0Tim0 October 22, 2008

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Skank plank

Kind of like the tramp stamp. But on a girls ribs.

Tattoo down the side down the ribs. "Skank plank"

Hey look, that girl not only has a tramp stamp, but also a skank plank.

Skank plank by Sgas August 5, 2013

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An elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club.

Harold and Kumar were elated at the sight of girls on the skank plank at the Korean party.

Skank Plank by da262 January 10, 2012

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A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.

I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.

Skank Plank by br March 5, 2015

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The act of planking on a female while having an intimate moment, it could be watching a romantic comedy or getting freaky. Results vary greatly.

Roger: Dude I went Skank Planking on Cindy last night.
Eric: Sweet, how did she react?
Roger: She bit my calf...

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"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

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1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)

Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.

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