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SkaWes

The god of Ska, straight from the USA.
"Holy shit, it's SkaWes!"
by Wesley November 16, 2003
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had him on skates

in basketball, when a player crosses his defender over so viciously that the defender loses his balance and appears to be a novice roller/ice skater trying to regain his balance.
oh sh*t, d-rose crossed the hell out of rondo! he had him on skates!!
by Geegz April 19, 2009
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Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.
I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!
by Pwickle January 12, 2012
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skateszn

A former Fortnite professional player for world renown eSports team, Parallel Gaming.

He is mostly recognized for being kicked off his team after footage leaked of him at a Taco Bell in which he yelled racial slurs at the employees before proceeding to perform the famous "L dance" from Epic Games' hit game "Fortnite".
I went to McDonalds and they got my order wrong so I pulled a skateszn on them.
by Team Parallel April 25, 2021
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skates with no brakes

Referring to a female thats known to sleep around with many people. Also known as roller and bopper. Used in the DC area.
Man she got skates with no brakes.
by D-Block24 February 4, 2009
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Im on skates

When entering the freeway at very fast rate per hour. (mph)
Timmy is entering the 710 freeway at 100 mph, he then yell out loud "IM ON SKATES" to warn his passengers that he is, or about to, enter the freeway at a very fast rate per hour.
by mR. nAstA April 12, 2009
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Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!

guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!
by mjd15 June 23, 2010
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