The four qualities women require men to have when it comes to
dating, unfortunately. The more you have, the better your chances with women.
1.) 6
feet tall
2.) 6 figure salary
3.) 6 inch D
4.) 6
pack abs
Fat ugly bitch: (looks at Bumble) "Oh he's cute but he's 5'9, wtf! I just want a guy who is **lists the rule of sixes**"
Cute friend: "Omg yessss bitch! You deserve that. You are such a catch!"
Fat ugly bitch: "Omg thanks
girl! I mean you dated
Chaz who checked all 4 boxes, but then he just ghosted you and blocked you after you guys had sex"
Cute friend: "Ugh yeah what a fu cking
douchebag. And TJ too, except he was married so like whatever"
Fat ugly bitch: "Ugh we're gonna be
single forever. Let's just camp out in front of
Drake's house"
***Normal guy walks up to them***
Fat ugly bitch & Cute friend: (same time) "Sorry I have a boyfriend"
Normal guy: (didn't even get to shoot his shot) "God damn rule of sixes. This is why dating today is the worst it's ever been in history"