Sithter

1. A sister so evil she could have been the inspiration for Darth Vader, Count Dooku, or any of the other evil Star Wars people.

It's difficult to use sithter in a sentence....

I did it!

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Scott sitter

When someone called Scott misses a sitter in a game of football

"FFS he's done a Scott sitter "

by Owen court February 28, 2017

buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.

by sidmon69 March 16, 2013

sitter

An experienced LSD user who hangs out with you during your first trip to make sure you don't do anything stupid.

first timer: "It's so hot in here! I'm burnin' up!"
sitter: "Just chill, I'll grab some Pepsi's and we'll go to
to the lake."

first timer: "I have to warn my neighbor about the volcano
in my face!"
sitter: "Just chill. I already told him. Let's sit back and
listen to Blind Melon."

first timer: "I can feel the acid but I'm not getting any
visuals."
sitter: I got a couple joints. Let's go down to the
waterfall and puff. That'll help you out."
first timer: "Thanks, man. Thanks for being there for me,
ya know?"
sitter: "It's cool, homey. No biggie."

by FrIeNdOfMaN June 18, 2006

Sober Sitter

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard

Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.

by N8Duff July 6, 2008

sitterra

People named Sitterra are smart and funny. Even though they are fruity, they can always find a way to beat you in any type of game. They are usually born in October. Sitterra's usually get friends but not many girlfriends.

"You fruity like a Sitterra."

by Blakestervvv November 21, 2021

Shoulder Sitter

Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.

My boss is such a shoulder sitter, I wonder how he can see his computer screen with his big fat head lodged in is anus.

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009