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Sit Dick 

When you sit down and your jeans bulge to give you a giant-looking dick
Becky wouldn't stop staring at my junk when I was sitting but it was actually just my jeans giving me a sit dick
Sit Dick by Honey Beeatch November 27, 2020
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National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls
Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day

Dick sit 

A flying maneuver performed by a sweaty DJ. why is he so sweaty? Nobody really knows. Maybe he's rollin'. Also see Dick sits revenge.
Did you see that flying 360 Dick sit he just did?
Dick sit by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minute 

A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.
Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.

Sit on a dick and spin 

Aka SOADAS; An insult equivalent to go fuck yourself. Often used to end an argument leave the person shocked and speechless. If used properly win everytime.
Person 1: Your so stupid! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!
Person 2: Go sit on a dick and spin 😏

Sit on my dick 

Telling a female to ride the dick in a cruel way
What's up babe girl come sit on my dick
Sit on my dick by King Crue March 6, 2018

Sit on this DICK

Sit on this DICK is a sexual meaning used for asking for a lap dance.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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